Sunday, January 15, 2006

Women/Men...I mean Boys..hehe

I know most of seen this in an email that you got from a certain someone, but I like it either way!

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want.. !
5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd ! like to have sex with you
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

4 Comments:

At 6:43 PM, Blogger Sareo said...

that is cute. I think I have seen it somewhere before, but I can't remember...

 
At 10:00 PM, Blogger Julia M. said...

I think that about sums it up... lol

 
At 10:01 PM, Blogger Julia M. said...

I think that about sums it up... lol

 
At 10:58 PM, Blogger Alexis said...

I think we should try the can I call you sometime by saying

Yep - you just want to have sex with me, but thats okay because I was thinking the same thing and then walk away never giving anyone our number.

Wouldnt that be fun!

 

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