Sunday, November 27, 2005

Do YOU remember, cause I do........

Don't worry I have plenty more, I think from now on, once a week I am going to post "old school" pictures, I cant wait and I bet you cant either! HEHE

Wednesday, November 23, 2005


Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
If money doesn't grow in trees then why do banks have branches?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts?" Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out!" Or watch a white thing come out a chicken behind and think, "that ought to taste good."
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped buy the police and asked for you license, are you going to be smiling?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
What do you call male ballerinas?
Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?
If Wyle E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your ass?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride; he sticks his head out the window?
Do you ever wonder why I post crap like this?

Sunday, November 20, 2005

High Kick

Here is a picture of what AT looked like when we went to our "cheers"!
She actually did the high kick on the dance floor when it was JUST her out there.............

More funny, ask her what her excuse is for doing the high kick!
Ok so AT isnt that green, but come on you get the idea.


Normal is a setting on a dryer ONLY.......

I think that is FUNNY......

Friday, November 18, 2005

Break lights

I am pretty sure I seen BIG RED LIGHTS from a trucker and we almost ate the ass end of a BIG truck and NOOOOO I am not talking a FORD F 150 ...I am talking a TRUCKER the kind you sleep in, the kind you pick up hookers in a truck stop..............I am pretty sure I came face to face (with B beiside me) with a big rige...however ya spell it...............................unless I ate to much cheese and I am have weird dreams cause like B would said.......................I ATE CEREAL last night, that why I am having weird dreams..............

AT said............

she said I should go to bed with PJs that I STOLE...yes I STOLE from her..........I should go dream of sugar plums and sugar what the fuck evers.....ok so we DIDNT need a computer at home...........I LOVE IT.............what about you.......................i like it.........

but just so you know, you are my nose spray and I love you and I need you and I am who I am cause of flirting, give me some credit!

now vs know

I know and I am now...

is that right........i really should go back to............

this is for me and not you

I no longer write for you ............I dont care who reads and who feels, cause I no longer care............................OOOOKKKK you got me I do care................

no internet 4 me

I know I know...not suppose to get on computer tonight....

I cant find my salad....................floating around somewhere.............
but I cant find it....I LOST it......... but i still know how to use CAPS LOCKS

I LOST MY have no clue how many times I had to back space on this entry but I love you all...............LOL

I am sad, I missed it, I missed the important stuff of the night, but I will still sleep at night, but dream of it..........

NO COMPUTER FOR EMS>............................... LOL OOOOOOOKAAAYYYYY

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Not allowed...

Ok, I am no longer allowed to get on the computer after a night out and dont leave me your cell phone, I just might call your momma at 2 am.

Friday, November 11, 2005


You want me to trust you and he wants me to trust him, but I think today, I will tell you both what you want to hear and not trust a damn thing you say..................

You talk trash about her
She talks as if you are a "nobody", so I will let you both think you are sly adn you both won the battle for now cause thats what will make you smile, but just remember you might of won the battle but you didnt win the war and I can promise I will always have my fake smile and laughter on hand ready for battle.....

I dont get it....why cant you just be honest!

one there and one here

ok, so one is to my left and one to my right, one with a partner and one with lonely dreams, I sit alone with a wet face wishing of something else, wanting more for one then the other. Nothing ever comes and nothing ever will, only sweet dreams that can no longer hide, I want more for you then I want for myself and yet I cant make your dreams come true. Mine are more complex verses your simple life and your simple dream, but I can no longer help you for I no longer see the light! I cant make you happy and I cant give you peace so for this night and this night alone may all your dreams come true! I hope the world moves underneath you!

miss you

To be honest, there is times where I miss him, I miss his touch, I miss his smile, but I dont miss the pain that I felt. A smile is a smile but it can not heal a broken heart, it can not heal a bruised heart, it can no longer heal a broken smile, so for today I will miss you and the laughter that we shared but I will not miss the pain you caused or the pain that my souls bares.

No clue...

sometimes I want to give in and other times I want to win!
what is a girl like me suppose to do..........
I want to trust in you,
I want to push you away,
you make me smile, you make me feel pain!
I want to trust that smile you give, but I want to know that it is for me!
I want to run, I want to cry but most of all I just want to be, I want you to hold me, I want you to tell me that it is going to be ok, that its nothing, that you are there and that you need me, I dont want the world to move, but I want to know that someone cares! I want someone to try!
I want to hate, I want to cry and I want to be selfish, but I can be none, for I am me and I am more then that and I know it and its time that I show the world just how much I shine and how much I can shine for you and all your glory and your love! For without you and what you made me I would be nothing, I would be nothing but a little girl still waiting on you! Life is way to fast for me to wait on you or another so for now I will wait on no other but me, I will wait for the stars to shine, for my love to heal and for my smile to glow and for another day to bring me closer to you.


I dont even know if i spelled that right, it is 4:05 AM and I am still awake, I feel weird, I fell lonely.

I use to say all the time, how can you feel lonely in a world of millions and the answer is simple..........

Cause you want to!
I think it is ok to be lonely, to hate, to love and to envy someone, they are all feelings along with 5,000 other ones, they only make you feel alive and I think that every so often you need to feel alive!

So tonight I feel alive and I will not worry about that girl or that guy that was mean cause tonight I was with my girls who love me for who I am and will be there in the morning!

Wednesday, November 09, 2005


Ok so today is actually my friday and trust me! It feels fucking SUPER!
I love only working 4 days and well lets face it sunday doesnt count cause I can sleep!
After today and this week, I think I need a week off!
My co-workers are trying to get me in a web and I am not gonna do it! I understand people need/love to vent about things and other people, hell I am guilty of that, but dont come to me and basically tell me that your going to go off tomorrow on my best friend and you wanted to make sure that I wasnt going to be mad.....WTF.....
I can vent, bitch, and roll my eyes at my friends, but YOU CANT.
I felt so weird and didnt really know what to do. Some of it came out of her ass, she pulling that shit out hard, she didnt even notice that half the shit she was bitching to ME about was the same shit that we all do!
Well I suppose its bound to happen when you have 5 females that work together in a crappy small ass office, hell Bugs dont even hang out in here cause it sucks!

Not to mention that the other department never listens to me and acts like I dont know what I am talking about so NEXT WEEK, I am going to play dumb and not even try to help and see if they like that!

ewwww, I must be in a bad mood!
I know, I know.....I need to take a step back cause its probably Never me!

For my girls....hehe

I got this in an email, but I couldnt get the pretty picture to upload, so I will write the poem!


Friendship is like pissing your pants,
Everyone can see it, but only you can feel it's true warmth!
Thank you for being the piss in my pants!

LOL...That is a good one!

Sunday, November 06, 2005

Go Em...Go EM

So this weekend B and me went out! Its been awhile since it was just us two. We had a good time, well I had a good time! I was in my own little world! I ran into an old "friend" and let me tell you, it felt so good to say the things I wanted to and to hear him talk shit once again, in order to please me! I did really good and even woke up feeling good about it all.
Yes, I did give myself a pat on the back!

Bumper Sticker

Good women rarely make history!

*something like that, gets the point across...I like it!