Sunday, September 25, 2005

2 Hours......

Ok, so here it is another sunday and I am going to just type, I have 2 hours to kill and NOTHING to do, NOTHING I say........

so I had a weird weekend, drama but then again I am female and its always females that bring drama to the table...BULLSHIT I call BULLSHIT right now!

Now its proven that men are logical and women are emotional but it is not a proven fact that its always female that make the drama, we just get more emotinal about it so therefore we get the blame for it!

I am so hungry and they dont have dinner till like 5ish here and I want to go home!
I am going to take a nap......

Note to the world

If you are ever blessed enough to meet the infamous B-Rizzle.....please make mental note to say hello and chat it up BUT never and I mean NEVER under any circumstances let her PICK YOU UP. She has a habit of for some reason wanting to show her strength by picking people up and then she always falls over....ALWAYS

So reminder to the world, never let B try to pick you up! She will pump you up and be like, I can pick you up watch and then she will pick you up but within 30 seconds you will be face first on the ground with her!


Wednesday, September 21, 2005

Bazooka Joe

I got some Bazooka Joe gum from an office around my work and this was the joke and my fortune inside!

Joke- You say last night you dreamt you were eating a giant marshmallow?

other guy-Thats right! When I woke up the pillow was gone!

Fortune-You can count on others, but its better to use your fingers and toes!

I thought that was a good one! HEHE

Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Small things......

Dude-Baby, I got you 2 things of nose spray
Me- you did??? WHY?
Dude- cause its prescription and it might work better for you
Me-ohhh ok, lol....thanks
Dude-well my dads friend is a doctor and he hooked me up with samples, I got them in my bag

See he knows me well do be thinking of nose spray for me while spending time with the family!

Monday, September 19, 2005

Excuse me...excuse me

Yes you over there, you in the back, can you please tell me how I cut my finger?
Ohhh ok, you in the back...yes you, dont be shy, do you see this cut on my finger, can you please explain to me where it came from...NO...ok then what about you, yes you with the horse ass, do you know anything about it.

No need to hold back, speak up, if you or anyone you know might know something concerning this cut, please feel free to email, call, text, or put it on a bill board.

I really would like to know
I also would like to know what the HELL I said to joelle

Sunday, September 11, 2005


I went and worked on my scrapbook yesterday! I didnt get a lot done but I did get some pics looking good! It was odd little different, I didnt really know anyone there but I walked in and pretend that I fit in there! I noticed that a lot of scrap shit is MIA, so I am going to have to restock and then I can work on it. Didnt help that I left my album on my bed


HAPPY B-DAY AT...........

You might know and you might NOT

-Every 5 seconds someone dies, every 3 seconds someone is born.
-In Tokyo, Japan you can buy a toupee for your dog.........Tanner has one! HEHE
-A cat has 230 bones in it's body
-Gold Fish remember better in cold water then warm water
-Statisticall someone within 200 iles of you has had a direct contact with a monther or other unexplainable being!
-Most ghost appear within 6 feet of people
-Ants stretch when they wake up in the morning....(did I already tell yall that)
-Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying
-A hippo can run faster then a man
-Bats always exit a cave to the left
-A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off
-Dragonflys only live for a day
-A female ferret will DIE if it goes into head and cannont find a mate
-Earth worms are hermaphrodites

Thats all for today....

People, people, people...

Ok, so I didnt take a nap. I did print off the application for the next big

I am easily annoyed today, so its a good thing I am just at work.

I read this and I am trying to follow it!

When I focus on whats good today, I have a good day, and when I focus on whats bad, I have a bad day. If I focus on a problem, the problem increases; if I focus on the answer, the answer increases.

Not sure but I kinda like it. Its from AA book page 419 if you please!

I love how people always bitch about what you dont do, what you did wrong or that you dont care but yet they never take a step back and see what you have done before, what you did right and all the times you did care!

well I am off to post about college football, not sure what I am going to say, I did however manage to watch 5 mins of the Ohio/Texas game! So what if it was one eyed!

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

The Cute Couple

I hope that is cake...

Tish and Turtle, she got him with cake and he thought it would be sweet to give her a loving kiss.....


Ok so I am going to put this on here so I dont forget..........

Raincheck on Aimee's B-day...Promise we will go out for your b-day and rock the house!
No worries, cause you know me and you will hang the whole night, like normal!

Love you Aimees and your b-day is not over till I say sooooooooo

Tuesday, September 06, 2005

some intresting things.....

The average person falls asleep in 7 mins.
There's more chicken than people in the world.........that one is funny.
You share your b-day with at least 9 million other people in the world.
The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it............GROSS
People from california eat more turkey then people from any other state
Al Gore was roommate with Tommy Lee Jones at Harvard
A pigs orgasm last 15 mins......not bad huh
Someone on earth reports seeing a UFO every 3 mins
President Abraham Lincoln had a dream he was assanintated ten days before it occurred
Ants stretch when they wake up in the morning.
Cockroaches fart every 15 mins
You blink about 84 million times every year
Mosquitos are more likely to bite you if you've eaten a banana
All polar bears are left handed
Sharks are immune to cancer

thats all for now, but i have a total of 213, so maybe some more another time

AT b-day bash

After careful planning we threw AT a b-day, we were trying to give Aimee one but she couldnt make it!
So we plotted and kept it a secret ALLLLL weekend and I was proud of myself.

Right when she walked in Jack was singing Happy B-day on the mic and all eyes were on her!
It was great, the only thing she said you think everyone is acting weird and I semi had a panic attack but I brushed it off and saved the day and she HAD NO CLUE.

So Happy B-day AT, love you and hope all your b-day wishes come true!

only so much

After a long ass weekend and a roller coaster of emotions, I am offically drained.
The ex came in town (cant really call him an ex but we will go with it) so that was weird, not to mention that he STAYED WITH ME, so that was odd, but I enjoyed his company and him and B fighting like bubba and sissy! I was glad that he went back home, so it made life a little less stress but then I still have the stress of other people and for some reason I always get blame, but thats just life, my purpose here on earth is to just piss people off, I suppose!

It is so much easier to place blame then to take some yourself.

Its take two to make a relationship work! In any relationship, a friendship, work and a love one.

Sometimes you need to take a step back and notice that its not all one persons fault!
When you think the world has turned its back, you need to take a better look cause maybe you turned your back on the world!

How can I be such a bad friend when I have plenty of other friends who love me and will do anything for me?

I am pretty sure I got the blame for everything this weekend but enough of crying and the bullshit...........

I had a really good weekend!

Friday night recap

So friday my good friends got married. I got up early and went to the wedding then we all went out to celebrate their wedding! Its not everyday Tish gets married!
We all had a good time and some laughs, pics will follow later!

We all pitched in and got them a hotel room for the night, they didnt get to have a honey moon or anything, so we thought this was the best for them! You could tell how much it meant to them that their friends were there for them!
Its funny cause most of the time, you hear about the "husband" passing out but NOPE the "wife" passed out that Leave it to Tish to turn the tables!

Love you both and CONGRATS

Recap for Saturday night

Sat, tired has hell, I pull through and make it out and about!

We all go to Silvys, which is free beer till 11, then the GAME PLAN was to go meet some other friends downtown.

After finding a drunken B in the bathroom doing whatever she was doing, I think its best that I take her home and since no one could drive but me, I drove her all the way home and then make sure she is still alive and then we hop in the car and head downtown to meet everyone. On the way there, one friend said nevermind, they were leaving so that sucked but Sky was still there and we had to pick him up, so we just keep driving and then when we got there, they were about to close and we were not about to pay to get in so AT snuck in and I got left out side the bar, sober and talking to some dorks that I am pretty sure mostly sit at home and play HALO or something like that, so I finally TRY to sneak in and when I did, they guy wouldnt let me in and I said BUT my friend is in there and he said, yeah I was kicking someone out so she probably snuck in then the LIGHTS come on and he lets me nice of you..............So I find Sky but then I cant find AT so we finally make it out, all 3 of us together, so we have 2 sober and one shit faced male wanting to go to a strip club and his only good way of getting us there was him saying over and over......BIG BOOBS, really big ones...........needless to say, that didnt sell us on it, so we went home, went to bed and then woke up feeling good, cause we didnt have hang overs like the rest of the groups!

But yes I did have one on Monday!

3 things!

First thing, Happy B-day to Aimee........
Second thing, Happy B-day to AT
Third, CONGRATS to TISH and TURTLE.................

Friday, September 02, 2005